my life as a seth rogan movie

sometimes i do think i'm
walkling into an episode of jackass
when i come into the kitchen
and tj's got the gas mask
on his face.

it's a felony to own this
he says, as he dons it
and raises the bong
to the filter hole.

flash to the thirty cops
patrolling the streets between
indian rocks beach and the bayou.

well, just make sure you
keep it inside
so no one knows  you got it.

expelled with the skunky scent
of whaterver crack grade dro
is being peddaled tonite.

he queries, holds
his blue eyes rimmed in red
bright inside insectoid lenses.
do you think  i look like an elephant in this?

yeah man,
i answer
better watch your ass.
the RNC's in town

--wanted to write a review of the RNC & related  activities in tampa, but, meh, this is close enough.


  1. hahaaaah! yeah - that's the real story - gonzo journalism

  2. oh, jon stewart's in your town, i just found out

  3. yeah jon's here, and he LOVES it. lol.